Everyone Asked Where My Pants Were From. They’re Basically Sweatpants.
Three things I noticed the first week.
→ See the pair I wore
1. The waist is all elastic
Every holiday I squeezed into jeans for dinner and changed into sweatpants the second everyone left.
These pull on. Gathered elastic waist, a drawstring, two side pockets. As comfortable as the sweatpants, and nobody at the table could tell. I stayed for coffee.
2. Three people asked where they were from
Three people asked about them before dessert. One of them bent down to look at the hem.
It’s the lace: a scalloped lace hem dyed the same color as the velvet, right at the ankle, where everyone looks when you’re in flats.
3. Right now, every color is on sale
Every color is on sale right now, and the sale price won’t be there forever.
Sizes XS to XXL, cut loose with a barrel leg that ends at the ankle. Thirty days to exchange for another size or color. Start with the color you’d wear most.
BLACK FRIDAY
Sweatpants in disguise.
- Pulls on, all-elastic waist
- Lace hem in the same color
- Drawstring and two side pockets
- 30 days to change your mind
Black goes first.
